The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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