The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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