yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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