Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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