you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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