awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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