the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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