I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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