Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there's paper in my vomit.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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