help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You can't just leave with hair like that
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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