I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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