Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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