You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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