Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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