so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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