dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
it was like eating out sand paper
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Let's get the cat blown out
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
