I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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