Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Can I color on your dick again?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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