wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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