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I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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