We're like a lot better than the average bears
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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