your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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