Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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