i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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