We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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