Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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