the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
i think my cat just said my name.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
