i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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