Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Do vagina's smell?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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