he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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