This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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