I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The adults are the big ones right?
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