Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
