dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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