STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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