shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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