Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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