she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
