They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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