My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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