My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
