So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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