I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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