i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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