At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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