dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
