i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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