winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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