no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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