In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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