I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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