Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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