i barfeds in our rink
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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