i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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