before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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