I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just puked most of my soul out..
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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