we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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